Why would the Virgin Mary,Jesus,etc. appear as food products…?

Am I to assume they have? Maybe someone looked at how many dollars a year people spend on kosher food and thought there would be a market niche… next up…Ratboy Burgers… better than beef, healthier than soy… and recyclable… (no animals were harmed during the testing of this product…except for one rat…)

brings a lump to me throat…and spleen

AL, I think rb is talking about, like, you make a piece of toast. After toasting, you notice a likeness of Christ (or Mary) on the toast, so of course, you can’t eat it, you call the priests and your home, toaster and the toast become a shrine. Never mind that no one knows what Mary or Christ really looked like, we can certainly see them, especially if you hold the toast at the right angle! Do I have this right, rb?

HALLELUJAH…and such…yessum…Let me LAY my hands upon the “Sacred Bagel of Enlightenment”...Bros and sisters…for a one time only faith donation of $2000 ,I, Brother ratboy,will send you an autographed photo of myself and my lovely,enormously blond haired wife Sister Veegee-Louise,standing in the Grotto of Bethesda,in the ACTUAL HOLY LAND…with the the said “S.B.of E.”...Bless y’all…Can I have an AMEN…?

We will need a close-up on that bagel to make sure you’re not ripping us off…

“I’m deeply hurt…and troubled…that you could doubt the word of a TRUE BELIEVER”...Get’s in Ferrari…drives to LearJet…weeps

Well, allright then, AMEN! Er, I mean.. I’M IN! halfsies on the two stacks, man! The “S.B. of E.” must be put somewhere for safekeeping, got any jalapeno cream cheese, and butter? lots of butter!

The Butter Of Human Kindness…look for it at a shop near you…

Thanks for clearing that up kookoo… and you’re right that we don’t know what they looked like… although my guess is it was far from what most artist’s renditions that most people are exposed too…

I just love the blue-eyed blond Jesus in some pics…how likely is that…?

It’d fetch at least 500 to 1 odds at Vegas…

Oh, those Aryans. There’s a likeness of Christ in snow on my screen door, however shall I preserve it??!! He’s definitely white! (lol)