God Is An Alien..

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Avatar JibraelTrumpet 199 post(s)

God is an alien.. Heaven is a galaxy.. I have not been posting for a while. But, I have had a dream all. In this dream I was visited by Beelzebub. He has showed me enlightenment. If you want a fine ending to this horrible story Gaia Terra has in store for you. You must understand Earth is a whore and the serpent is our master. There aren’t that many tickets to heaven. Some believe i have lost my mind and many believe I am a saint. Jesus was visited by aliens.. And they have swayed the future of our planet for many years.. From the fact the the pyramids were the biggest scandal ever in civilization.. They found an 8000 year old battery in it’s corridors and a sarcophagus in it’s contents that stood twelve feet tall that contained an alien body. Jesus was a Zeitgeist for the eon. Created to make money. The Trinity is repetitive through history. Our secrets can be found through tachyon energy and all of it’s secrets. Rasputin has done what Jesus has done. I have a friend who has bent metal through the identification of this energy. Do not be sheep.. I will continue on my voyages.. Goodbye friends..

 
Avatar kookookachoo Moderator 1,380 post(s)

Christ Almighty, JT, get your butt back here this instant! You are not being fair to us. We deserve more than this, my friend. I, for one, want to hear all about your enlightenment. Please don’t do this. Thank you, Ken

 
Avatar ratboy Moderator 1,196 post(s)

sees JT wandering in the wilderness…or at the mall

 
Avatar Arandur 606 post(s)

Fascinating how the mind works when it wanders…if you must go, hopefully your voyages will bring you back to earth…

 
Avatar absoluteliquid Moderator 970 post(s)

Malls are a place for the corporations to place you into a life of servitude…

 
Avatar FiNiX 620 post(s)

This oughtta’ get interesting.

You being sarcastic JT? I wish I could tell…

 
Avatar absoluteliquid Moderator 970 post(s)

Sarcasm has not been very prevalent in JT’s posts… I think he’s really convinced… have you been taking all your meds JT???

 
Avatar kookookachoo Moderator 1,380 post(s)

This is not good…

 
Avatar SwissCelt 244 post(s)

JibraelTrumpet wrote:
Do not be sheep.. I will continue on my voyages.. Goodbye friends..

Don’t go, JT! Stick around a while. No sheep here… just a bunch of friends who meet as we can.

More like cats, actually. Well, except for RB over there. ;-)

 
Avatar kookookachoo Moderator 1,380 post(s)

Cats and rats and elephants and sure as you’re born… BUT NO SHEEP. I pray that you will return to us, JT. Don’t know who I’ll pray to exactly…

 
Avatar FiNiX 620 post(s)

God is an alien.. Heaven is a galaxy.. I have not been posting for a while. But, I have had a dream all. In this dream I was visited by Beelzebub. He has showed me enlightenment… Etc.

Um. Is this scientology or something?

 
Avatar absoluteliquid Moderator 970 post(s)

Not scientology…it’s the newest, freshest religion crispier and crunchier than even ratboyism…. Notsheepism will spread near and far…oh hell…kookoo’s right… this is not good…

 
Avatar kookookachoo Moderator 1,380 post(s)

LMAO, abs!

But, for sure, this is not good. I hope JT will come back to see us soon.

JT, we love you, it doesn’t matter what you think, we will always be here for you.

I edited this post.

 
Avatar FiNiX 620 post(s)

JT, could you please explain your theories in greater detail?

 
Avatar ratboy Moderator 1,196 post(s)

“Our lad…JT…he’s off fer points unknown…oh,if only we’d been a bit more patient with his crack-pot notions…if only we’d seen the value of his mismatched socks…gulp…sob”...checks for any missing silver

 
Avatar Satolkin 448 post(s)

Uh, yow, JT. I’m thinking you might want to hang around a bit.

 
Avatar absoluteliquid Moderator 970 post(s)

Photobucket

 
Avatar ratboy Moderator 1,196 post(s)

tres jolly,abs…pooor bunnums…

 
Avatar absoluteliquid Moderator 970 post(s)

Figured you’d enjoy it particularly…

 
Avatar LdsGal202 217 post(s)

WOWA! Maybe it was a good hting that you having been writing for a while :)))

 
Avatar stinkowicz 40 post(s)

HAHA

HAHA

HAHA

I like this guy.

‘I have a friend who has bent metal through the identification of this energy.”
It is not the spoon which bends, but your MIND.

Fuckin Scientology comment was hilarious btw.
Magic is not the nature of an enlightened mind.
So I think…

 
Avatar FiNiX 620 post(s)

Stinko, could you please tone down your comment a bit? It sounds a tad bit harsh.

 
Avatar absoluteliquid Moderator 970 post(s)

Meh… the whole topic is a bit harsh… “it’s better to burn out than to fade away…”

 
Avatar stinkowicz 40 post(s)

assumption junction what’s your function?

My bad, I tend to forget that people let things I say get to them.
I have a hard time closing my big ass mouth ;).

 
Avatar kookookachoo Moderator 1,380 post(s)

I miss JT very much already, I hope everything is okay for him…

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